The green on my computer monitor has died.....again. This means I cannot colour anything on Photoshop, as the colours will be FUCKED.
And now we will most likely have to:
-dig through the archaelogical site that is our shed(20 mins),
-find the one remaining working monitor which is even smaller and has even worse resolution than the current one(10 mins),
-lug it back up to the house(5 mins),
-unscrew the back(2-30 mins),
-let it dry out(3 fuckin' days),
-screw the back on again(3 mins),
-get the broken monitor off the desk(22 mins mainly due to having to
find somewhere to put it),
-put the old monitor back on the desk, as we realise we forgot to unplug everything first(20 mins),
-get the broken monitor back down(3 mins)
-get the working one back up and plug it in(3 mins)
-spend ages shouting at it because it decides not to work anyway
(40 mins-5 days depending on our luck)
-destroy the whole setup with the sledgeaxe(1 min)
So in total, this whole process will waste about 3 days, 2 hours, and 36 minutes of my life. Yay.
dont you just LOVE computers?








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